Where the Sidewalk Ends

Starbucks finally opened up in Crescent City, where Meg lives. Seems like maybe the last place on earth to get an SBUX? Well, now you know why.

How to Stop the Examiner

Finally! Contact information to stop the Examiner from trespassing on your property with their unread crap landfill fodder:

866-733-7323
circulation@examiner.com

The only good thing about having these goddamn papers cluttering up the sidewalks is that you can use them for emergency dog shit receptacles. I'll just have to carry more blue plastic bags now (thanks, Supes).

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Moooovin. . . onto the Interweb

I know everyone hates those Star 101 billboards, but my best friend Julie Gahan is guest-starring on the waayyyy better 99.7 website.

You know 99.7--they play the shit we used to dance to at our Burlingame bars back in the day (by which I mean the 90's). Well, Julie is living proof that people do win radio contests, and get free food and DJ meet and greets. Yay Julie!